March 9, 2003
War and Piece
Damn, it seems everybody has got time to spend plunking on this technological beast of a machine. Let's spend more of our time marching for peace--who in this family voted for goofy George Jr. anyhow? However, I'm happy to tell you that we have no fear. Lucas is contemplating joining the Navy next year, and that should be the end of any military action as we know of it today.
Zach, on the other hand, will soon be accompanying me to juvenile court as he had his fourth moving violation within a year. Kaching!
Steph and Bri recently acquired braces as they were somehow blessed with Dad's and Mom's (Lois') teeth. Not to mention Aunt Kathy's. More kaching!
Sharon keeps dragging me out to that damn casiner, and usually that ends up costing more kaching.
Us people up north (that includes uou, Jeff, et al) have been suffereing with a god-awful cold winter. Plans for some of this family to head out to Diego are met with more than a little green skin.
Curt/Kathy, if you need any help building your once again new mansion, give me a call--remember I saved district 507 once upon a time.
Lisa/Stan/et al, the horses are all ready for you any time now. Ride em high, ride em low, giddy up, giddy up, let's go!
Jeff/Sheila/Gage and all the other creatures under your roof, don't cut Gage's hair too short or he might start looking like the old man. Let's have a pumpkin growing contest this year.
Scott/females of CA maybe, maybe not, don't sell Dr. John short when it comes to mastering this wireless universe. I'm imbibing everything on Doodsbrood, and so I'm watching. Always watching.
Lonni, what did you say Christina's dowry was worth?
Erin, I still have your Santa present. I'll save it for when you come up to savage country--or not. P.S. Lots of great looking farming Pierz men all over.
Dood, get up here as soon as you can! All fish are biting, constantly, deer are everywhere, the ducks and pheasants are thick, and the casino always pays. Hurry!
Boomer, what's up, babe?
Well, that's about all for now. See you next time in the fifth dimension. Goombye!
5 Comments
Go George W!
Am I the only one with any balls that voted for George W in this family? Let's rock and roll, kick Saddam's ass and start pumping the oil! I am tired of this jerk posing a constant threat to the stability of my IRA and stocks. You Frenchies ought to move to Canada and take French lessons because Jesus is on our side. No double taxation on dividends! Go Bill O'Reilly!
North Korea next!
Hot men in Pierz? That's all you need to tell me!
Yippeee! Now we've heard from all of the 5 Indians. John, I'm glad you're finally onboard. Even after the crack about my teeth. A mere $4,000 will fix anybody's smile. You have your hands full with those children. I guess Dad's $20/week wouldn't cover all the expenses. Let's hear from Sharon, too. Curt and Sheila need help defending their outlaw status.
So it sounds like your kids are taking after you John, or is it Dood resurficing all over again. We thought you had highbernated for the winter, don't pull out all your with the kids. Nice to here from you guys.
C'mon, admit it--Sharon is still putting all this into cyberspace for you, isn't she? Tho I have to admit this sure sounds like you. We totally agree about the current state of national affairs. I would rather see Pat Paulsen calling the shots, and I think he's been dead for a few years. Nice to hear from you and so sorry about those dollars flying out of your pocket--more trips to Mil Lacs are warrented.
Just remember: From the day you were born till you ride in the hearse, nothing's so bad it couldn't be worse.